Don’t Lose Your Head
About two years ago, when I was twenty-one years old, I got a call from my bank trying to sell me Accidental Death Insurance.
“Why would I need that?” I asked the man on the phone.
He gave me a long talk about all the horrible things that could happen to me. He assured me that the insurance wouldn’t just cover my gruesome demise, but that it would also kick in if I lost a limb or went blind.
“But like… we have free healthcare in Canada.”
He went on to say that I needed to make sure that all my expenses would be covered in the event of my dismemberment. More importantly, it was my responsibility to make sure that my looming decapitation or impalement wouldn’t be too much of a burden on my family.
All of this seemed pretty ridiculous. To understand why, here’s a snapshot of my life at the time: I was still working on my bachelor’s degree, earning less than 12k a year. Also, I lived with my parents who supported me financially so I never really had to consider the well-being of anyone other than myself.
So I told the guy: “You know, if I get my head cut off I don’t think I’ll care whether or not I had accidental death insurance.” He got annoyed and pretty rude. I hung up.
In the present day, I’m two years older and out of school, but not that much has changed in my life. I’m still not interested in accidental death insurance.
At the end of the day the only person I’m really responsible for at this stage of my life is myself. It would be terrible if I died horribly on my morning commute tomorrow, but I have no dependants and nobody’s taking a huge financial loss in that scenario.
This experience left me with a negative impression of my bank. I had only just started putting regular deposits into my checking account and I had to wonder: were they tracking my income and trying to sell me something once I hit a certain marker? I was flat broke the entire year prior and it felt awful to think that the second I was worth something, they were descending on me like vultures to get a piece of what little I had.
Curious, I asked around and some friends reported having similar experiences. Only one was naïve enough to buy the insurance, but quickly cancelled it.